warriormale:

storm-cloud-dancer:

goldfyshie927:

the-armed-utahn:

gayasinnotqueer:

bloodytales:

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

Ladies lift some weights

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

@warriormale

any thoughts?

He definitely made the wrong choice on who to rob!

He paid dearly for it!

WarriorMale

Not dearly enough…

moguuera:

mediumsizedboy:

murkmen:

moguuera:

I will never forgive from software for shit like royal rat authority like what the fuck was that

the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Hes literally the boss

socialistexan:

krabby-kronicle:

This is funnier the earlier in the week you reblog it.

wnveevnw:

lesbinewren:

lesbinewren:

we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers

what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?

i wanna die

alright, that’s all for today guys, please give me a like, leave a reblog and don’t forget to SMASH that follow button. i’ll see you in my next post!

Sound off in the comments below!

someonekillpewdiepie:

realest-asami-requiem:

ihatebeingdisabled:

realest-asami-requiem:

alaija:

realest-asami-requiem:

realest-asami-requiem:

subscribe to pewdiepie this and pewdiepie that, shut the fuck up and subscribe to Primitive Technology and learn how to plant yams.

Yeah, baby!

And IIRC making your own kiln to fire mud/clay tiles to build a more permanent hut.

Joke: arguing about internet shit, getting upset over cartoons

Woke: establishing a homestead off the grid where you eat nothing but crawfish, yams and berries in your tiled roof hut while your water powered hammer beats the fuck out of a tresspasser

Shut up and subscribe to PewDiePie and keep that funny cutie from being taken over by a large corporation as most subscribed YouTuber.  Aren’t you grow your own yams types anti-corporation?

(What?  So he’s half my age.  He’s still easy on the eyes.  Skinny but cute.  Too damned skinny but cute.)

That person is sixty years old and is a member of the PewDiePie Internet Defense Squad

dissemblist:

tilthat:

TIL the book ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau is often seen as a ‘bible’ for self-sufficiency enthusiasts. However, while many picture Thoreau as a hermit in the woods, his cabin on the lake was about a mile from town, where he would often go to visit his mother, who did his laundry for him.

via reddit.com

this is every libertarian ever

trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

gayghost:

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

saintvampyre:

Catholicism on paper seems like the perfect goth religion! Jesus the undead kween of drama and subterfuge! Them little round flesh crackers?? the blood drinking and chanting in dusty ass cathedrals at midnight?? The organ player?? Lady Gaga’s Judas??? Too bad about them people tho! 

celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

theocseason4: